100+ Best Christmas Captions for Your Holiday Instagram Posts
If you’re trying to come up with a clever pun for a photo of your dog in reindeer antlers or the entire family in their matching pajamas, we’ve got the best holiday captions for your Instagram post this year.
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Mackenzie TaylorPosted 3 years ago
Whether you’ve decided to be with friends and family this year or spend the holidays alone with a bottle of wine, we know one thing we all will be doing—scrolling on Instagram. If you’re trying to come up with a clever pun for a photo of your dog in reindeer antlers or the entire family in their matching pajamas, we’ve got you. Consider this your holiday present come early. We’ve got the best Christmas Instagram captions for your Instagram post this year.
Christmas Movie Quotes for Instagram Captions
If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love is actually all around.” —Love Actually
“Santa’s coming? I KNOW HIM!” —Elf
“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!” —Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
“Do you want to build a snowman?” —Frozen
“I realized that Christmas is a time to be with people you love.” —Love Actually
“Christmas isn’t just a day—it’s a frame of mind.” —Miracle on 34th Street
“Look, Charlie, let’s face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.” —A Charlie Brown Christmas
“I smell snow.” —Lorelai Gilmore
“First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle.” —Elf
“Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.” —The Grinch
“It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.” —Scrooged
“That’s what Christmas memories are made from. They’re not planned, they’re not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry. They just happen.” —Deck the Halls
“The Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. Maybe Christmas, he thought…doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps…means a little bit more.” —How the Grinch Stole Christmas
“Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.” —The Polar Express
Christmas Song Quotes for Instagram Captions
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
I don’t want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need.
All I want for Christmas is you.
Let it snow.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Baby, it’s cold outside.
Hurry down the chimney tonight.
There’s no place like home for the holidays.
The feeling’s here that only comes this time of year.
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.
Christmas Puns for Instagram Captions
Your presents is requested.
Make it rein.
But first, let me take an elfie.
All the jingle ladies.
No laws when you’re drinking for Mr. Claus.
I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas.
Sleigh all day.
Go elf yourself.
Sleighing the game.
All spruced up.
Resting Grinch face.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
I’m Claus-trophobic.
Say it ain’t snow.
Elfie time.
Have your (s)elf a merry little Christmas.
Up to snow good.
Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh.
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Funny Christmas Instagram Captions
My favorite color is Christmas lights.
I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
We’re all a bunch of candy canes: sweet, and slightly twisted.
I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list.
Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?
Feelin’ frosty.
Happy Mariah Carey day!
The only day of the year I’m a morning person.
Did we ever consider that maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate?
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.
The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.
Dear Santa, define “nice.”
Consider this photo my Christmas card to you all.
What did one ornament say to another? “I like hanging with you.”
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
Relationship status: single and ready to jingle.
Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer…
All I want for Christmas is food.
To-do list: eat, drink, be merry, nap.
Cute Christmas Instagram Captions
There’s snow place like home.
Make it a December to remember.
Merry everything and happy always.
Christmas Magic is in the air.
‘Tis the season to sparkle.
May your days be merry and bright.
May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.
You can find me under the mistletoe.
Happy holidays from all of Santa’s little elves.
We’re just like a bunch of candy canes: sweet and slightly twisted.
All spruced up.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Fa la la la
Hot cocoa + holiday movies + family = Christmas.
Dear Santa, I can explain …
More peppermint, please.
Never thought this moment would arrive, but every single present is finally wrapped.
I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care …
Today’s to-do list: snuggle up by the tree with a mug of hot cocoa.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
The world changes when it snows.
Hot chocolate weather.
Keep Calm and Have a Merry Christmas.
#Sleigh
You rock my Christmas socks.
I got all spruced up for the holidays.
Christmas time and I’m feelin’ pine.
Love at frost sight.
Christmas Instagram Captions using Emojis
🎅➡️🏠
He’s making a 📝 and checking it ✌
Look ⬆️…🎅 is coming!
I’m on the 😈 📝
I’m on the 😇📝
There’s ❄️ place like 🏡
Every time a 🔔 rings an 😇 gets its wings.
Rebel without a 🎅
Up to ❄️ good.
✌on 🌎 and 👍 will to 👱👩
All I want for Christmas is 🍕
To-do list: 1.🍴2.🍷3. 😴
😈 or 😇?
It was 💗 at ❄️ sight.
Lit up like a 🎄!
🌰 roasting on an open 🔥
🍪? Check. 🥛 ? Check.
Oh 🦌!
Fizz the season 🍾
🏠 for the holidays
Not a creature was stirring, not even a 🐭
Now that you have the perfect caption to go with your holiday photo, you have even more time to spend with your friends and family (or that bottle of wine—no judgments!). If you’re looking for hashtags to go with your caption, sign up for Flick to get the perfect hashtags for your post! We also have ideas for your Instagram Stories, Reels, and more!
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